he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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