we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize