need another drink. this is the easiest way
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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