part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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