he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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