i wish starbucks made bloody marys
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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