hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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