I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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