i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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