Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just cropdusted the office
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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