apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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