Yo dont text me then not text me
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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