i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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