is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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