My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
We are two peas in an std pod
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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