it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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