I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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