Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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