walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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