I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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