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You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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