I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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