yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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