turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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