Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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