gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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