So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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