Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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