No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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