Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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