ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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