I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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