Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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