Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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