Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
420 ftw
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I just had sex on a roof
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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