There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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