So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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