Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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