I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.