she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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