i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.