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  I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet

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  I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building

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  Tie

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."

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• (425): View more from Washington

  This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness

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  don't cry, we can learn from her

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"

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• (310): View more from California

  I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.

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  Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.

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• (619): View more from California

  i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"

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  what did G.P. say?

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  oddly enough it was a dick pic

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