porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i was born a porn star she said
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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