Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Randomize
