i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I just had sex on a roof
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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