I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
There's always time for handjobs
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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