weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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