Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
This is my gift to your gina
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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