the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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