I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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