it was like having sex with a tree stump
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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