girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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