I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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