hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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